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Written by Sharina
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What do women want ? I think the answer is fairly simple. Most women don’t know what they want. One could argue that the reason why women are such infuriatingly indecisive creatures is because that it helps to keep men on their feet.
They (the men) will never get bored of a woman who constantly changes her mind about almost anything and everything that irks her fancy. So in this series of articles, I will act as your translator in the world of women. I will list my credentials as below : - I’m a woman. Not pre or post op so don’t worry.
- I’ve been one for a few years with more than enough experience in men, other women, economics and I’ve even watched a few episodes of Sex in The City.
- My female companions are a mix of different types of women which gives you, the reader, a wider range of women to prepare yourself with. Occasional MILFs will appear too.
- I’ve been told I’m a slightly more rational than the average female so I can relate to your predicaments.
- I’ve dated a few women myself.
If I meet the required qualifications, then I’ll proceed to break down a few fundamental rules when it comes to women. - She is always right – even when she is wrong. For the simple reason that women like hearing themselves. We thrive on power (because DA MAN used to keep us in the kitchen so you’ll hear us holler in the living room now) and by God, we will show you how much we are in control of every situation. Petty or otherwise.
- She has the right to be a bitch at least once a month – because you have no idea how painful blinding cramps, sore breasts and bleeding recreational holes can get.
- ALWAYS compliment her – because happy vain woman could equal to A LOT of sex for you. Tell her the new hair cut makes her look hotter than Megan Fox could ever be and you might get blow jobs for a week!
- Listen to your woman – Sometimes that yapping sound that keeps nagging at you could be sound advice. I mean trying to put up Christmas lights after you’ve had a few too many beers IS a bad idea.
Next article : Shoes – Why do they need so many?
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