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You got a smoking hot girl ready to scuffle the sheets with you but you don't necessarily have it made. Here are 9 of the most common ways that men mess it up.

9. Being Overly Inquisitive

"How are you doing....does that feel good....how about now....no, I'm not doing it right....usually when this thing goes in there it suppose to feel good....want me to try the other place...no....ok"

It's nice to be attentive to your partner's needs, but try and get your feedback from her motions and expressions instead of continually asking them how it feels. She's not going to be able to get comfortable if her bedtime romp with you feels like an interview with James Lipton.

8. Voyeuristic Pets

No matter how much you love little Mittens, throw her outside your door when you are ready to do the dirty. Because if you don't already know, cats don't really give a sh*t about much else besides cats. So it is probably going to crawl up next to you and lick itself to sleep whilst you are trying to do your thing.

And, we know that dogs are man's best friend. But how many of you want your best friend humping your bedpost while it watches you hump your own proverbial bedpost. That plus the insecurity that comes with performing doggy style in front of a master.

Yeah, I'd pretty much hump anything

7. Answering rhetorical dirty talk

Don't be that guy. Don't be the guy who answers her dirty talk with a technically correct answer. 

Girl: "oooh, how do you get me so wet..."
Guy: "I was rubbing your vagina with my index finger...that usually does it"

6. Cousin Bob calling on your cell phone

Turn your cell phone off or throw it in the other room. Let's face it, if you fall in the demographic of our regular reader then getting sex is the most important thing in your life. So whoever is on the other line can wait.

Hey cuz...me and the billy goat finally broke it off..

5. The Banshee

This one is usually for the ladies. There is moaning, screaming and then there is unbearable shrieking. It tends to throw guys off when it sounds like their on top of the Iron Sheik.

4. The Slow Jammer

The 90's are over and you are not singing a slow jam. So try not to narrate your moves....even if you can do it in a deep sensual voice.

Baby, I can't stand it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger

And when I get this feeling
I need sexual healing
Ohh, when I get this feeling
I need sexual healing

I gotta have sexual healing, darling
'Cos I'm all alone
And I need sexual healing, darling
Till you come back home

Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate

3. The Cry During Sex Guy

Try to get your sexual issues out of the way before you bring a girl into bed with you. Sure, women like the sensitive type, but you are not helping your cause by discussing your childhood days as an altar boy.

2. Let me set the mood....with crap

Good: How about we set the mood with some....R. Kelly

Bad: How about we set the mood with some....Weezer

Music is a big mood setter, choose a song that you both will enjoy and one that will govern the pace and rhythm of your upcoming sexual escapades.

Not the face you want her imagining

1. Skip the Foreplay

Skip the foreplay and its like trying to glide through a slip and slide before you pour water into it. No matter how sexy of a guy you are, she is more then likely to going to need a bit of arousal before you get to pumping.

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