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You're across the dinner table and she's chowing down the fried chicken like there's no tomorrow. She's bends over and it looks like two moons colliding. You don't know where her calves end and her ankles start.

In other words, she's getting fat. Most men dread the question "Do these pants make me look fat?", but sometimes you just have to tell her that she is putting on the pounds and there is no easy way to do it. We help you fellas out with our top ten ways to tell her she's fat without getting into trouble.

10. Buy Small

Buy her clothes that are a few sizes too small. This is the best way to drop the first hint she's packed on the pounds. If she tells you they're not fitting then hit back with an innocent, "Oh, I'm sorry. Weren't you a size 8 the last time we went shopping?"

The clothes she can exchange, but the message gets through loud and clear, and its nicer on her feelings.

9. Reduce her Stress

Sign her up for yoga under the cover of it's a great way to reduce stress and tension in the body. You're the thoughtful boyfriend who cares about her well-being, but yoga is one of the best ways to get her started on losing weight.

8. Workout For Yourself

Make a workout plan for yourself. Tell her its because you feel yourself getting fat. This will trigger the question in her mind whether she too is gaining weight.

It maybe a great opportunity for both of you to work out together.

7. Could I Have Some More

When cooking or ordering out, make smaller portions for her. Making her repeatedly get up or ask for food. Its going to make her realize her larger appetite and maybe reassess her figure.

6. Improve your own diet

Rethink your diet. Cut out the fatty foods and stockpile your kitchen with healthy meals. This is going to force her to start following your diet plan everytime she is with you and remove the temptation for unhealthy snacking.

5. Playfully grab her fat

The next time you guys are playing around, grab her side fat playfully. Women generally react to you touching flabby parts of their body with disgust. The realization of fatty areas is going to make her run back to the gym.

4. Get her to wear her old clothes

Take a step back into the past and pull out some of the older clothes she use to wear. Tell her that you loved her in those jeans and would like to see her back in them again.

Her trying to squeeze back into her older clothing is going to make her aware of how much she has transformed.

3. Have her sit on cheap furniture

This ones for the ethically challenged. Find old pieces of furniture that aren't as hardy as they used to be. Get her to sit on something that will buckle under her weight. Try not to hurt her in the process. There is nothing as effective as saying you are fat as furniture shattering under your weight.

If that seems over the top, you could also cut a few threads off her pant's button. So the next time she tries to squeeze it shut, it's going to pop right off.

2. Take a look back at history

Enjoy a quiet evening of reminiscing by looking at old photos together. Throw some recent ones in the mix so she can see her transformation side by side.

1. Hit the Beach

There is no clothing item that reveals your true figure as accurately as swimwear. Getting her to the beach in her two piece is going to make her realize the weight she's put on. No more hiding behind dark slimming clothes. The truth will come out for her.

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