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Bikini-Briefs

Bikini cut underwear is okay if you're the president of France. Outside of that you are probably not gonna get any tongues waggling revealing your bulging boys bunched together struggling for air like nobody's business. In simple words, if you are sporting budgie-huggers it may be time to put them to rest. Maybe convert them into oven-mits or use them to polish your car (wash first).

Boxer Briefs

We understand that it's not easy for a lot of guys to make the switch from briefs to boxers. So to them we recommend the boxer-brief. First of all (listen carefully), you are more likely then not, not shaped like Daniel Craig, so avoid strutting in your trunks as much as possible. And if you do go down the trunks abide by a few rules:

• Stay away from any kind of animal print. She doesn't want to see the cast of Lion King anywhere around your genitals.
• Stick with cotton. Its cool, comfortable and possibly the most complementing cloth.
• They wear out quicker then boxers, so replace often. Even if the extra ventilation helps your boys out.

Boxers

Boxers are okay in our books. They keep your private parts in a nice cool temperature and don't misshape your genitalia into playdo.

Now if you are wearing boxers you still have a few rules to stand by.

• Unless you're 15 lets try keep Spongebob Squarepants off the boxers.
• Red is nice on a ferrari, not on your arse.
• They are going to wedge so learn to accept it and try keep your fingers out of your bum crack when getting out of your car.

Thongs

Why are you here! NO THONGS!