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We are men and we likes our toys to reflect our personalities. The iPhone now more then ever is one of the hottest toys in the market. This is mostly contributed to the huge selection of 3rd party applications you can throw into it.

We take a look at the top 5 iPhone applications that every guy should have.

Bump

"We men like to fist each other." Wait, let me rephrase that. We men, have a variety of greeting techniques, none more so lazy and enjoyable as the fist bump. Lucky for us there is now an application that incorporates the bump into helping exchange contact details.

The Bump application allows you to exchange contact details with a fellow iPhoner simply by bumping your fists together while holding your iPhones. That is probably the coolest way to exchange details and saves you this awkward back and forward that happens when exchanging numbers.

Guy 1 "You send me you number"

Guy 2 "okay, its 019..."
(interrupted)

Guy 1 "no, don't tell me...just miscall me"

Guy 2 "how do I miscall you numbnuts. I don't know your number"

Guy 1 "Give me your phone, I'll dial it"
(Dial's number)
(Phone Rings)
(Check's Phone)
"Ok, here I got a call, is this your number?"

Guy 2  "No, that's Jessica Alba calling you. You just called me dip-shit, who's else number is it"

Guy 1 "Oh, shit, it didn't save. Call me again"

Guy 2 kicks Guy 1 in scrotum.

Nightcamera

Oh, Paris Hilton you trendsetter you. You have made nightvision sex popular again.

For those trying not to make scandal with your nightvision camera its got plenty of other cool uses.

• Pretending you're in splinter cell while sneaking up on your cat in the dark. (Don't choke your cat)
• Being that asshole who is finding his seat in the cinema after coming in late.
• Taking shots when you are drunk in the nightclub and can't hold the camera straight.

Skype

Us men have common dislikes. Like picking up after ourselves, aiming directly into the toilet and most of all paying for things. With skype now available for your iPhone you can make calls to other Skype users all around the world FOR FREE. And, if you are really cheap and can't fork out for the online connection, you could always make your call standing outside a Starbucks mooching off their Wi-Fi.

iFart/iVomit/iBurp

There's not much to explain here. These apps do exactly what you think they would do. There isquite a bit of detail in each app as well (e.g. the type of fart, the amount of vomit, etc.)

Any of these three apps are great for day to day activities, your next family dinner with the in-laws, jury duty, etc. Because if there is one thing we love, its the sound of our body doing horrible things. 

Shazam

This one is a bit mind-boggling. Just put your iPhone up to a song going on the radio or TV and it will send back to you the title and artist of the track. We don't know how its done but we love it.

No more hearing great tracks and not knowing what they were. Oh Barry Mainlow, how you have teased me on the radio for so long.

iPickup Lines

A whole barage of pickup lines in your iPhone. Will it work? Yes. Here's how you do it. Find the cheesiest pickup line in there. Go up to the girl and say it. She will look at you in disgust. Then show her the app and say you were testing it and have a laugh about how bad it is. You're suddenly that adorable funny guy and you've got your in.

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