| Top 10 Bush-ups |
| Written by Big Boss Man |
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It's been a few months now since the inauguration of Obama and we don't know about the rest of the world but we here at Menslife miss our Bush. It maybe arguable that Americans and humanity on a whole, are better off now that a slightly retarded redneck is not the most powerful person in the world. But the truth is that we loved watching that motherf*cker in press conferences eloquently butcher the english language in a way that only George W Bush can. They've got a few different names out there gaffes, bushisms, misquotes, etc. Call them what you may but here is our top ten favorite Bush-ups.
10NO 10 "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child." Glad to see the republican party standing by their pro-family agenda. 9NO 9 "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." That f*cking verbosity, even when they said it was the adjectology we always knew it was verbosity. 8NO 8 "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it." How can you not vote for this guy. Bush, Palin 2012!!!! 7NO 7 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Hmmmm..i see. 6NO 6"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." And crack dealing shouldn't be in primary schools. It is a high school tradition and the Republican party will do everything to make sure it stays that way. 5NO 5"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." This vaguely reminds me of a Nicholas Cage movie I once saw. 4NO 4 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." I don't see anything inaccurate about that statement. 3NO 3 "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." There was a brief period of his past blurred out from alcohol and drug abuse. I guess we now know that brief period was the 20th century. Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites         |
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